George Bernard Shaw is a famous British/Irish writer who won the Nobel Prize for literature.
He is also a producer of toxic chicken soup.
He satirizes people and things like an old British guy in a woolen plaid waistcoat suit with a matching pocket square scarf on his chest: acerbic and pointless, but he can also feel the kindness in his heart.
He said:
"If you want to get married, get married. If you don't want to, don't get married. Anyway, you'll all regret it later."
This sentence has similarities and differences with Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged"——
"Marriage is like a city, where people outside the city want to go in and people inside the city want to come out."
Some people are particularly persistent in trying to figure out why they want to get married, but the key to this question is not "whether to", but "whether to".
"Behind every successful man, there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women."
From this sentence, we can detect the halo of "Friends of Women" carried by Bernard Shaw.
I told you, don't look for a mistress. Two women are fighting each other's life. How can you work hard for a man?
This sentence is for you. When intimidating your male ticket/husband, you can appear proud and confident and discard this sentence. Remember to pause for one and a half seconds after the recitation and intoxicate yourself by saying the name of "Bernard Shaw.".
Especially those goblins who dream of controlling men like Zhao Qiping, quickly take a small notebook to extract this sentence.
"Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life."
"This sarcasm of wanting to suppress and advance makes one feel like pounding your chest with a small fist.".
It seems that Bernard Shaw, who was married, did not feel that marriage was a happy thing. This advice really speaks with integrity!
"First love is just some stupidity plus a lot of curiosity."
In my freshman year, my roommate was pursued by a fellow male student. One night, the boy insisted on calling my roommate downstairs and solemnly told her, 'You're the first girl I've ever liked. I took your inspiration and wrote a poem titled' Creeping '.
"Life is crawling around every corner of the world..."
It is said that there is also a stack of books on the head of the boy's bed, such as "How to Hold Her Hand", "Women's Body Structure", and "Men from Venus and Women from Mars".
"Love is exaggerating the difference between one person and another."
This sentence pierced the hearts of many people who were struggling, and it could soothe many injured souls.
But at the same time, it explains love so aptly. Are you familiar with this conversation
"Why do you like him?"
"Because he is different from others."
"Where is he different? Why didn't I see it?" "Well, he's just different in my heart."
"At this moment on Earth, there are about 20000 people who are suitable for being your life partner, depending on which one you meet first. If you have developed a deep relationship with the previous person before the emergence of the second ideal partner, which you cherish and trust each other, the latter will become your good friend. However, if you have not developed a deep relationship with the previous person, the relationship can easily shake and change until you and these ideal partner candidates "The beginning of happiness and the end of wandering are those who possess a solid and deep affection."
We may fall in love with many people, and who we can be with may only be because of whom we first met. This causal relationship is sometimes called "fate", but in the final analysis, it is a matter of probability.
And what is the essence of heart change? "He doesn't like you that much," he prefers the person he doesn't want to miss later, so he dumped you for his own happiness.
(Why is it that my focus is on seeing 20000 people suitable for me, so I feel like a fried chicken! Mom, you don't have to worry about me being single anymore!)
Bernard Shaw's toxic chicken soup is not just for love and marriage cards,
It also includes all aspects of our human life.
For example, to satirize those who follow the trend, I really want to send the following sentence to the leather pants who fill the streets with fat after winter and the fishing net stockings who are dizzy in the beginning of spring:
"Is a pandemic necessarily noble? Should a pandemic also be noble?"
The following sentence is a good explanation for Ma Yun's statement that the thing he doesn't like the most is money, and Liu Qiangdong's statement that he can't tell whether he is beautiful or not:
"There are two aspects to life's misery: one is that desire is not satisfied, and the other is that it is satisfied. Therefore, I strive to obtain happiness from a critical state."
These two words are for you who are fighting against the king's pesticide at your desk:
"The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?"
"I was born very clever, and education destroyed me."
The following sentence can be considered as a plaque for your ex boyfriend who tried to hide the truth:
"The price of a liar is not that others no longer believe him, but that he no longer believes anyone."
And this sentence can be given to your friends who love drinking English afternoon tea:
"Once a broken down English gentleman sells his final dress, the money is often used for afternoon tea."
By the way, it is important to remember the following sentence for all occasions where it is necessary to "elegantly say that others are stupid":
"Because light travels faster than sound, everyone seems very smart before we hear people speak."
Finally,
Give it to one hand holding potato chips/chicken feet with pickled peppers/
Instant noodle bowl/lamb kebab,
You who read this with your phone in one hand:
"There is no love more sincere than loving food."
GOODNIGHT!