Post Date December, 03 2023
1: At the age of 20, I wrote a love poem to my girlfriend and wrote a note: "Are you free tonight?" At the age of 30, I called my wife and said, "I am very busy tonight."
2: At the age of 20, I felt that I had made great contributions to mankind when I was 30. At the age of thirty, I began to pay attention to the chronology of celebrities when reading books. I like to subtract the year of celebrity's fame from the year of his birth. If the number is less than 30, it will be disappointing; If you exceed 30, you will be very happy; When I come across the example of doing something at the age of 40 or 50, I feel that there is a long way to go.
3: At the age of 20, I felt that I was a genius, and the genius didn't have to live too long. The shorter the life, the better. When I was thirty, I didn't plan to hang myself. Although, at this age, Shelley was drowned. Keats, a tuberculosis patient, has been dead for four years.
4: When I was 20 years old, I went to a painting exhibition and walked up to a naked woman and told myself: This is art. I am aesthetic. Kant said, "aesthetic is not utilitarian." In short, I was afraid that my mind should think of things that should not be, and I was even more afraid that my body would play hooligans on the spot. At the age of 30, I made pictures of sexy girls into screensavers of office computers and told dirty jokes at every table.
5: At the age of 20, I felt that a dirty cowboy suit was very handsome. At the age of thirty, I began to iron my shirt every day, and I knew soberly: First, I can't be handsome anymore. Second, I have never been handsome.
6: When I was 20 years old, if I met my present self, I would be disgusted. My mother taught him for so many years, which was a waste. Now, when I see myself 20 years ago, I will definitely feel that there is a problem with our education.
7: When you are 20, you can buy books that you can't buy. At the age of thirty, all books that can be bought or not are bought, and they are moved home in bundles. Then these papers were piled on the ground, looking forward to the distinguished reader like guests waiting to meet.
8: When you are 20 years old, you can go to a small restaurant and have a drink with ten yuan. You are not afraid to get drunk and go wrong - because nothing can go wrong. At the age of 30, I stopped drinking Baijiu, beer and death. It was really not proper for a 30 year old man to be drunk, dizzy and tell many truth.
9: At the age of 20, we called all the students "Bird Man", except the female students. The name of Wu is "Wu Bird", and the name of Long is "Dragon Bird". This bird has the same pronunciation as Lu Zhishen's "bird", which is not a good word. At the age of 30, we called the 50-year-old woman "Miss" and Zhang Agen "Tom".
10: In those days, "Dragon Bird" liked to buy ten jin of oranges, and then eat them up one by one in front of the whole dormitory. Now, "Dragon Bird" is a department-level cadre. He came to Shanghai from Guangxi on business and rushed to pay the bill when eating. Because he is a department-level cadre, the department-level cadre means that everything can be reimbursed. When he graduated from college, "Dragon Bird" was still a boy.
11: At the age of 20, the head teacher Lao Ge often talked with us about philosophy and taught us: "Love without love is a piston movement." At the age of 30, I heard that Lao Ge opened a Chinese restaurant in the United States.
12: At the age of 20, you can line up and urinate with a group of friends after drinking on the road at night. At the age of thirty, two friends got prostatitis.
13: At the age of 20, you can point out the teacher's mistakes in public. At the age of thirty, you can point out the wisdom of leadership in public.
14: When I was 20 years old, I held a broken recorder and listened to the Symphony of Destiny: Bang! Bang! Bang—— The devil is knocking at the door! Hold the throat of fate! At the age of thirty, I heard Cui Jian: "Your little hands are cold, like your eyes..." "I will go to your mother's, go to your mother's..."
15: At the age of 20, he weighed 120 jin. At the age of thirty, he weighed 145 jin.
16: When I was 20 years old, I used ten hours to write a thousand lines of poetry, using a special kind of paper, which was taken back from the hospital by a classmate's mother and recorded the ECG. On the back of someone else's heartbeat, I write excitedly. At the age of 30, computers were also available, and typing speed was also very fast. Good cigarettes and good tea were served, but they often could not write a few words in an hour, like a constipation man sitting on a gilded toilet.
17: When I was 20 years old, I enjoyed two poems: lead a knife into a quick way, and never lose my youth's head. At the age of thirty, the young man's head is gone, but he still often uses a razor.
18: When I was 20 years old, one night, I was walking on campus with my girlfriend in my arms. Suddenly, an old lady and an old man rushed towards me. They each took a flashlight, and first shone it on their arms - a red armband, the "school guard" and then waved the flashlight to our face twice: "separate and separate."
When I was thirty years old, I had a dream: One night, I sneaked back to my alma mater and met the old man and the old lady again. I used a bright flashlight to shake them in the face, and then ordered them to "hug up and hug up."
(Intern editor: Chen Hao)
