You know her
Saying "no" means "yes";
"It's okay" means "let you find out she's okay";
My favorite pose is "You're behind her, she's shaking.",
You know him
Burp every time you lie,
After kissing the ear, it will switch to "honey bumps";
"I love you" is always said at the moment of each size.
And just like
"I've heard a lot of techniques, but I still can't reach the climax.",
Knowing these years of experience,
It's not enough!!
(Knock on the blackboard)
About your significant other,
There are many pains that you don't know.
For example:
Swelling and pain
Soreness
Colic
Tingling pain
Knife cutting pain
Pendulous pain
Jumping pain
Tenderness
Drilling heartache
Spasmodic pain
Dull pain
Radiation pain
String pain
Burning pain
Xeralgia
Laceration pain
Traction pain
Throbbing pain
Acute pain
Numb pain
Itching pain
Electric shock pain
Heavy pain
Cold pain
Involvement pain
Hunger pain
Poor laughter hurts the most
This issue of G-spot interview,
Let's talk about men, women
The most repressed and deepest secret of pain
Women who men don't know feel pain
/1/
You know they can walk like flies in high heels
But I don't know that every woman's heel is a history of blood and tears
/2/
The pain of accidentally hitting your knee
Why don't you pinch one tenth of your eyelids when you pinch your eyelashes
/3/
There are always a few days every month
To experience a cruel and brutal abuse by "Big Aunt"
/4/
The shoulders and chest are always marked by ribs in the underwear
(You know why the first thing a woman does when she comes home is to get rid of her bra?!)
/5/
36D's chest also has troubles
Slight "falling pain" during exercise
Men who women don't know feel pain
/1/
I caught my dick when I zipped up my pants
That feels 10000 times more painful than biting your tongue
/2/
Wear pants that are too tight
Ding Ding suddenly has an erection and nowhere to place
/3/
You pedal your legs too fast when riding a bicycle
Strong friction between Ding Ding and saddle
/4/
The moment she sat sideways as she ascended the throne
I want to cry but I can't cry
/5/
When biting
Accidentally touching your little brother with your teeth
Even the strongest man can scream!