Post Date December, 03 2023
You can ask all men in the world, and they will answer you honestly (if you are not a woman), yes, every man needs a mistress. This issue has nothing to do with morality or ethics, and is related to whether a man speaks his heart or not. Therefore, don't rush to scold me (if you are a woman) or clap your hands (if you are a man). I am just openly not evading this issue.
Picasso has a mistress, Clinton has a mistress, and Tang Bohu has other mistresses besides Qiuxiang. All successful men have mistresses, can women call husbands without achievements? I happen to know a few friends who have mistresses, and I asked them what are the advantages of mistresses? After synthesizing their statements, it was discovered that mistresses have several traits that attract men:
1. A mistress is not annoyed.
After busy with work, men are afraid to come home and endure their wife's annoyance. As for the annoying mistress, it's not without it, but my friend said, 'Oh, then it's not called a mistress, it's called a mistress.'.
——It's strange that when women come home from work, they only like to ask their husbands questions. They don't need a husband who won't bother them? And if my husband is quieter, the woman will say, 'What bad thing have you done?'.
2. A mistress always gives men a feeling of love.
For example, a mistress is not like a wife. She has a plastic wrap on her face (a woman says that it is a beauty facial mask), sports clothes left by her in college, and sits beside a man watching boring TV dramas. The mistress will have already applied cling wrap, cucumbers, and fruits with names you can come up with before the man returns, then put on the man's favorite transparent underwear, rent a sexy DVD, and wait for the man to come back and watch together.
——It's strange that if a man comes home and shaves, takes a shower, puts on his neat pajamas, watches "18 Tips for Love on the Island", and fortunately asks his wife to come and watch it together, but she frowns and says, "What are you doing shaving in the middle of the night! Watch the A-movie again, go help wash the clothes.
3. There is only one man in the mistress's mind (I agree, maybe pretend, but at least pretend), and everything is based on the man's opinion.
The man said, it looks like it will rain tomorrow. Regardless of the fact that it is only reported on TV that tomorrow will be cloudless and the probability of rain is zero, the mistress will also say, well, it will be cooler to have some rain.
——It's strange that my wife only has one man, but there are completely different ways to treat this only man. For example, when her husband first gets excited, she will say, 'Oh no, did you sign your son's homework book?'?
4. Although this is a small matter, it is absolutely important.
The mistress won't say, it's your turn to wash the dishes. I won't say, I'll pay the electricity bill on my way to work tomorrow. Not to mention, you threw your smelly socks on the sofa again. The mistress doesn't say anything, she only says, is she hungry or not?
——It's strange that my wife always complains that she's doing things at home, worse than a maid, but she always demands or at least expects her husband to be proactive, hardworking, and never shouts hard work.
5. When a mistress receives money from a man, she will give her a kiss and a grateful expression; As for her wife, she would say, why is it five hundred yuan less? You ambushed again, didn't you?
——Even more strange, the wife has an unusual feeling about men's wallets. She always makes men wonder whether women's requirements for management are to follow their husbands' wallets first, or follow their husbands' wallets first?
The above is just a simple list of five points, I think it's enough. I understand that when a man speaks the truth, the outcome is usually disastrous, and I still selflessly speak the truth for him. Of course, you (if you happen to be a woman) will first snort through your nostrils and say, 'Neuropathic, how could there be such a mistress in the world?'? Men will fantasize.
Why do women always want to be wives instead of mistresses when everything is for the best? Even after getting married, why must we treat our husband with the attitude of a wife instead of a mistress? So, everyone should pay attention and maintain a high level of attention.
